What I love about the airport

Dear airport news stand,

Thank you for the 300% markup on bottled water. I think $3.00 is a very fair price for water, and I am happy to pay it.


Dear united airlines,

thanks for your new baggage fees. 15 dollars for the first bag. I think this is pretty reasonable considering I pay 15 for one bag on any other form of transportation. Trains, buses, you name it.


Dear Sarcasius of ancient greece,

Thank you for inventing sarcasm.